I said I was in the mood for some humor and Oz, over at OzSoapbox delivered. How did he know I would love this one, am I that predictable? 

 Anyway, check this out folks…with my play by play added.

Local police in Ohio, US, said Danica Wallace, 29, was “extremely intoxicated” and admitted: “We got horny and just wanted to f..k.” 

Two drunk folks want to get it on.  That is not uncommon these says.  

Her 24-year-old lover, Jeremy Welch, was driving a Ford Taurus when the couple “pulled off the roadway to have sex”. 

So, wait…. they are DRUNK and DRIVING and the want to have sex.  The have some points taken away for driving under the influence, but win some back for pulling off the road to get it on.

Ms Wallace’s children, aged just four and 22 months, watched on from the back seat.

Wait, WHAT? Seriously, what? Was this some education session?  Did the kids have cams and they were going to put the stuff on the net.  What type of parenting is this?  Oh, wait, white trash….

Ms Wallace claimed to have only drunk one bottle of Budweiser – but failed a series of drink driving tests.

One bottle in the car, she just left everything else out.

She was charged with drunk driving, child endangerment, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Can you chrage someone for being stupid?  If no, we should find a way.

Her children were placed in the care of a friend.

Would you trust her friends?  Yea….

You just have to love the decision making process of some people.  Thanks for this, Oz!

I took a look at this over lunch yesterday, some real “winner” on this list…

Take a look (via thesmokinggun.com)

They were ok, up until I found this one…. and make sure you read the back story on it!

Oh, and another thing… is this picture real?

If so, Tyson porked out BIG TIME.

From nwsource….

Dave Anthony toasts his achievement after driving his truck on top of a Kent house he was demolishing. Anthony said “it was a hell of a way to kick off the Memorial Day weekend.”

You would think that this would be seen in the South, but no.  (sorry, couldn’t resist) You’ll love the picture.

Clicky, clicky.

I know that the term “classy” means different things to different people but this one takes the cake.

How do you explain that picture to your kids?

From the you get what’s coming to you file:

A stubborn few decided to defy orders to leave. Emory Sallie, 44, of Galveston, said he had braved storms in the past and didn’t think Ike would be any different. He didn’t believe the dire warnings – he was more worried about the wind, not the flooding. “If the island is going to disappear it has to be a tsunami,” he said, as he walked along the block where his home is located, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. “If it ain’t your time you ain’t going anywhere.”

I mean… come on now.