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		<title>This cannot be healthy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[United States &#8211; land of the free, home of the fat&#8230;
I know what I think about this, however, I cannot even begin to express my emotion over the topic: Woman aims to become world&#8217;s fattest 
Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching [...]


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<li><a href='http://vansantos.com/2009/06/19/pixar-you%e2%80%99re-a-class-act-%e2%80%93-fills-dying-wish-to-see-up/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Pixar, you’re a class act – Fills dying wish to see &#039;Up&#039;'>Pixar, you’re a class act – Fills dying wish to see &#039;Up&#039;</a> <small>Every once and awhile I hear about some organization/company that...</small></li>
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		<title>Quote of the day &#8211; 3/12/2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter where you get your inspiration, that fact that you can be inspired matters most.&#8221;


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		<title>She&#8217;s Out of My League Restricted Trailer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I wasn&#8217;t sure what to make of this movie.  Sure, the trailer was &#8220;unrated&#8221; so I knew there would be swearing, but roughly 1:12 into the video the humor really comes out.  

Funny and NSFW.






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<li><a href='http://vansantos.com/2009/05/11/trailer-the-taking-of-pelham-123/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Trailer: The Taking of Pelham 123'>Trailer: The Taking of Pelham 123</a> <small>I&#8217;m a HUGE Tony Scott.  I think he is one...</small></li>
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		<title>Arrangements for Sex Rarities</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And here are the songs I was posting about the other day&#8230; I am still shocked at this, and they really bring back memories of my old studio, as well as the countless hours spent trying to get a sound *just* right.
The demos are the original arrangements, with very few FXs. While most of the [...]


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		<title>An &#8220;Oh wow&#8221; trip down memory lane</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I happened to be cleaning out my gear closet this evening when I found my old external studio hard drives&#8230; on them I have the original &#8211; very first and very rough takes &#8211; of my first Arrangement for Sex series of songs. To hear what they sounded like with no production and slightly arrangements [...]


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		<title>It is time for some Common Sense&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not suggesting there is an idea of &#8220;Common Sense&#8221; within society. The Common Sense I am speaking of is written by one of the founding fathers &#8211; Thomas Paine&#8230;
I just picked up the book, and it will be the 1st time I&#8217;ve read it in roughly 15 years.  I have a feeling some [...]


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		<title>And for a bit more of the funny&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Kick Ass Trailer &#8211; NSFW</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not safe for work, but it looks damn funny&#8230; oh, and the song playing in the beginning of the trailer is The Prodigy&#8217;s &#8220;Stand Up&#8221; which contains a sample of Manfred Mann&#8217;s &#8220;One Way Glass&#8221;



And how do you reach them when you need them? =)


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		<title>Central Florida Zoo &#8211; Inappropriate Commercial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is a good laugh.






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Humor for the day: Diet Mountain Dew Ferret commercial I [...]


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		<title>Happiness according to Lisa Simpson</title>
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